Tuesday, October 7, 2008

5 corny Halloween Jokes (for Dylan)

5.
Knock, Knock
Who's There?
Ivan
Ivan who?
Ivan to suck your blood


4. Where do Vampires deposit their money? The blood bank

3.
Knock, Knock
Who's There?
Phillip
Phillip Who?
Phillip my bag with candy, or else!


2. What room in your house can a Ghost NOT go into? The Living room.

1.
Knock, knock
Who's There?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive Halloween!

1 comment:

Jake and Sarah said...

what do you get when you cross a vampire an a snowman? FROSTBITE